Is wednesday gay

I happen to think Jenna Ortega’s Wednesday Addams is straight, but apparently I’m in the minority.

Let me back up: In the new hit Netflix series directed by Tim Burton—aptly called Wednesday—the mysterious and spooky teen is shipped off to a boarding school for “outcasts” (read: vampires, werewolves, sirens, gorgons, etc.) that’s nestled in an idyllic Vermont town full of normies. (She got kicked out of her old school in Adj Jersey for releasing piranhas into the pool and de-balling a bully.) While at Nevermore Academy, a psychic student Xavier Thorpe becomes infatuated with Wednesday, as does a townie barista named Tyler Galpin—launching a love triangle (sort of) between a truly fascinating girl and two handsome but milquetoast white guys. Without giving out too many spoilers, Wednesday pretty much just tolerates their advances, leading many fans of the show to speculate that she is gay and ship her potential partnership with the only character with a personality to match her own: her roommate, werewolf Enid Sinclair.

I, a noted gay who would love to claim Wednesday as my